The Marshall Stanmore Bluetooth speaker is going somewhere, but where?

If you’ve been playing the home game, then you’ll know that we’re giving away a Marshall Stanmore Bluetooth speaker. Wicked, right? The biggest problem with it is that we’re only able to give away one of them.

It’s Bluetooth, it’s stylish, it’s retro. It looks like the things our rockstar dreams used to be made out of before things went south. And we can’t even keep it for ourselves. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride, eh? But it does mean we get the pleasure of announcing a brand new winner for the Marshall Stanmore today, though.

Before we get into that fun stuff, we have all of the usual legalities to get out of the way. You can find most of our competition info on the Terms and Conditions page but there are a couple of items we like to get out of the way here. This is how the whole thing goes down every month: Winner’s names are drawn randomly by a computer. Once the name has been drawn, the entry is examined by a human to see whether the question has been answered correctly and if it hasn’t been the draw is discarded and a new winner is drawn. That’s it. Unless you work for Stuff Magazine in one way or another, in which case you were disqualified before you even started.

Enough Friday procrastination, then. Our winner is…

Gemma-Louise Perrins

Congratulations to Gemma, who will be getting an email asking her to confirm her details shortly. If you weren’t on the winning list, and there were a lot of you (with some amazing one-liners. Well done), then don’t despair. We’ve got something new going up shortly, which should make you feel safe and secure.